lonelydad38:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

Too sick a burn not to reblog

lonelydad38:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

Too sick a burn not to reblog

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bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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(via pizza)

valkyriesvagina:

Oh god what have I done!?

valkyriesvagina:

Oh god what have I done!?

(via stelacestine)

sp00kysmile:

s33rofh34rt:

mannequinscaress:

holyromanquagmire:

goregeousity:

walmart



Is that fucking Gamebro

and GameGirl

oh my god

sp00kysmile:

s33rofh34rt:

mannequinscaress:

holyromanquagmire:

goregeousity:

walmart

image

Is that fucking Gamebro

and GameGirl

oh my god

image

(via ashestoashesjc)

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

image

wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

(via lalalere)

chubbycartwheels:

juniysa:

Hey new followers!
In addition to writing, I also reblog art and great writing/drawing tips. 
This tutorial is incredible if  you are a character designer looking to diversify your  female characters. Adding weight to a character is not as simple as drawing a simple body and curving the lines; you have to know the body structure to get it right.
I tried the second character from the left “Gwen” and was shocked at how close my sketch came to this tutorial. 
A helpful guide for comic artists, character designers, and cosplayers alike. 
Tutorial - Curves on Girls by *Ai-Bee

These are cute.

chubbycartwheels:

juniysa:

Hey new followers!

In addition to writing, I also reblog art and great writing/drawing tips. 

This tutorial is incredible if  you are a character designer looking to diversify your  female characters. Adding weight to a character is not as simple as drawing a simple body and curving the lines; you have to know the body structure to get it right.

I tried the second character from the left “Gwen” and was shocked at how close my sketch came to this tutorial. 

A helpful guide for comic artists, character designers, and cosplayers alike. 

Tutorial - Curves on Girls by *Ai-Bee

These are cute.

(via artiststoolbox)

officialrinmatsuoka:

[Dying elephant noises]

(Source: zakiyazaki, via suchirolle)

timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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(via thesunmaid)

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

(via suazu)


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